No, this isn’t satire, or a post from the Onion or the Babylon Bee, the totalitarians in charge of the Australian government have decided the only way to keep their citizens safe is to ban… drumroll… BIG KNIVES!
No, we are NOT joking.
As you may or may not know, Australia has the strictest gun laws in the world. When they started confiscating guns, people warned that taking guns wouldn’t stop the violence in their country.
Well, they got rid of the guns, but the violence remained because, well, when a violent person wants to hurt someone, they use anything at their disposal. That’s when knife violence skyrocketed. So now they’ve decided that the only way to stop the violence is the ban big knives.
What’s next? Small knives? Box knives? Hammers? Shovels? Rope? Frying pans? Automobiles? Hands?? Heck, maybe they will just cut off everyone’s hands next. Don’t laugh! Apparently the idiocy of the Australian government knows no limits.
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